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"Sooooo, I heard you like this girl..." Grell said casually as he strolled into William’s office. William was occupied with paperwork as always and was currently busy stamping pages together and putting them into neat piles. Once he had heard what the red haired shinigami had said he slowly lifted his head up, a light scattering of pink resting across his face underneath the frames of his glasses.
"Of course not!"
His face quickly turned to a look of slight panic "Who told you?!"he demanded.
"Oh come on, Will~ It’s soooo obvious!" Grell drawled as he flicked William on the cheek with a gloved hand which earned him a glare. A few moments passed as William waited for an explanation until Grell finally muttered "...Ronald. He was telling everyone in the lunchroom."
William sighed and covered his face for a moment before turning to the red haired shinigami with a most serious face.
"Whatever you heard was absolutely untrue. I’ll have to speak to Knox about spreading false rumours..."
Grell raised a red eyebrow at this remark and simply shrugged.
"If you need my help, you know where my office is" he winked as he skipped out of the room.

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"It’s ______, isn’t it?" Grell shrieked happily "I kneeew it!~"
"Quieten down!" William hissed "I just need a few slight pointers on how to go about with this..."
"Yes yes, alright! Grell the love expert is here to help~" the man giggled. He began pacing around the small but very tidy office, his red heels clacking on the cold ground with every step.
"Well?"
"Don’t rush me!" Grell growled irritably as he carried on pacing.
Click.
Clack.
Click.
Clack.
He stopped and gave William the most scariest smile he had ever seen "Girls love flowers, Will. You’ll definately win her over~!" Grell cried.
"Alright… I suppose I can find something on the way to work tommorow..." William replied dismissively as he carried on stacking the paperwork on his desk. It couldn't be that easy could it, he thought to himself.
"No, no, no!" Grell yelled in frustration as he slammed his hands on the table "You need to get her roses" he said impatiently "Girls love roses!"
"Are you sure that’s not just you because of the fact that they are red?" William asked as he pushed his glasses up.
"William. Please. Just get her roses. You’ll thank me some day when we have a double wedding, Sebby and I and you and ______" he squealed at the thought.
William sighed "Are you sure she’ll like them?" he asked uncertainty dripping from his voice.
"Positive~!" Grell replied happily.
"So do I just get them and give them to her?" William asked quietly.
"Of course you’re not giving them to her." Grell snapped "Knowing you, you’ll probably mess that up badly. I’ll give them to her, speak to her a little bit. You and her will be married in no time~!"
"It’s not like I have a choice do I?" William sighed.
"Nope!~"
"Alright. Do what you must."
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You kept getting distracted. You had a whole mountain of paper work to do but you kept losing your mind over this and that and staring out the window and wondering when lunchtime was and if your skirt was too tight or made your butt look big. At this rate I’ll have to work overtime, you thought. You mentally slapped yourself and forced your hand to pick up the stapler. A little routine began.

Stamp. Staple. Stack.

You went on for 5 minutes before you got distracted again. You looked at the pouring rain outside the building.

Stamp. Staple. Stack.

Stamp. Staple. Stack.

Just then you felt a sharp pain in your hand. When you looked down, you realized you had stapled your hand instead of the paper. You swore quietly and took the staple carefully out of your hand, a small amount of blood dripped onto the papers staining them crimson.

Whilst you were furiously dabbing your hand with a tissue you heard a knock at the door.
"Come in," You said as you quickly tossed the tissue into the bin behind you hoping your aim was still good. Grell skipped in, his red hair bouncing with his every skip. He was holding something behind him.
"What’s up, Grell?" you asked, craning your neck in wonder to try and get a glimpse of what he was holding behind him.
"Oh nothing much~ Just some roses for you!" He giggled as he placed the bouquet down onto your desk with extreme care as to not damage any of the flowers. There was a note attached to the bouquet that had a single name written in small neat writing: William.
"Are you sure these are for me, Grell?" you asked. This was definitely William’s handwriting. You had seen it many times before to know that this note could not have been forged by anyone. Why would your boss send you flowers? Surely there must be some kind of mistake? A mix up? Is Grell just messing with me again?
"Of course~ You know, ____ he’s soooo into you. Just the other day we was prancing around the lunchroom like he does telling us all how much he wants you to have his babies. He totally digs you~" he winked.
"WHAAAAAAAT?" At this point in time you were freaking out. You exactly weren’t sure if Grell was serious but you were beginning to get slightly creeped out.
"But let’s just keep this between us girls, kay?~" Grell winked as he skipped out of your office.
You slowly dropped your head onto the desk with a loud THUNK.

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You sat at a table by yourself in the lunch room eating a sandwich when you saw William coming towards you causing your eyes to widen.
"Oh god" You muttered as you dropped your gaze onto the floor hoping he would take the hint and sit somewhere else.
"Hello." He said quietly as he sat right beside you. Wonderful. Just wonderful.
You looked up and gave him a sheepish smile. Catching his gaze, you saw Grell staring at the pair of you from across the room. He shoved food into his mouth, not dropping eye contact with you. His mouth slowly curled up into a large smile and he began waving at you frantically causing the other reapers to no doubt give him very strange looks.
You stared at the table hoping William would remain quiet and not attempt to engage you in a conversation.
He coughed quietly. You sighed and turned to face him.
"Yes?" You asked raising an eyebrow.
He opened his mouth in hesitation before he quickly blurted out "Are your legs tired?" giving you a meek smile. You swore you saw Grell silently cheering in the background.
"No?"
"Have you been running all day?" He asked.
Silence.
All that unpaid overtime is getting to him, you thought as you carried on eating your sandwich trying to ignore his expectant stare. Poor man.
"Oh no. Sorry, I meant because you’ve been running through my mind all day long…Y-You get it?" He looked up at you with a nervous smile.
"William, are you feeling okay?" You asked him finally putting your sandwich down onto the table like it meant business.
"Yes. I’m fine, why?" He asked, clearly confused. Grell let out a loud groan in the background and began to stomp over to your table.
"What was that?" He demanded, smacking William’s shoulder angrily "You failed miserably, Will! You can’t even flirt properly. What are we going to do with you?"

"Explain" You said firmly, not impressed.
"Well you see _____, Will asked me to give him some advice on how to approach you" Grell began "I told him to get you some flowers but of course I knew he’d be too hopeless to go up and give them to you so I said i’d give them to you and say a few words in his place."
"Grell, what exactly did you say?" William asked slowly.
"He told me you had said that you wanted to have babies with me and that you, and I quote, 'Totally dig' me" You told him, finally realizing what was going on. You both turned to glare at Grell who was beginning to look quite scared.
"Well I’m sure that’s what he was thinking..." he laughed nervously "Weeeell then, I think my work here is done. I guess I’ll be seeing you two love birds later." He babbles quickly as he ran away, almost tripping over his own feet.

"If you would excuse me, I have an idiot to punish." William sighed as he stood up briskly and turned to walk away.
"Wait." You called out suddenly.
He turned to look at you.
"Want to maybe go somewhere… sometime?" You asked shyly.
He smiled warmly at you and nodded slightly "I would love to go somewhere with you sometime."
"Don’t be too hard on him, William." You laughed as he began to walk off again.
"I can’t make any promises."
I really don't check over my work enough so there are bound to be many mistakes. If you spot any, please let me know so I can correct them~!
William is hopeless with girls so he decides to ask Grell for help.
Not his best idea.
Oh and the stapler incident is based on a true story. Stay safe kids! 

William T. Spears, Grell Suttcliff and Ronald Knox belong to Yana Toboso

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Crow-Powers-Activate Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  Hobbyist
William's pick-up line actually made me physically cringe. xD 
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015  Student General Artist
It was pretty awful, wasn't it? xD
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Crow-Powers-Activate Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015  Hobbyist
I peeped through my fingers whilst reading it. :P 
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Lucy-Nikkita Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2015
BTW make more
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015  Student General Artist
Do you mean a follow up to this or more fanfiction in general? owo
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Lucy-Nikkita Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015
Follow up
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Once I come up with a good enough idea for a plot, I will definately do a follow up to this! :)
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Lucy-Nikkita Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015
I'm soooooooooooo sorry but will is Sooooooooo aDORKable
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Student General Artist
He totally is adorkable. William is the best! owo <3
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Lucy-Nikkita Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015
Grells mouth was STUFFED with food...imagine that
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Just crumbs flying everywhere...
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MadameFluttershy Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
WILL ATTEMPTING TO USE A PICKUP LINE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Student General Artist
WILL IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
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MadameFluttershy Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
YESH
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wingsoffreedom123 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Student Filmographer
Omg Will and his puck up line and grill........ YOU ARE A MAN, MAN!!!!
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AyyFanFictions Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015
awww! I freaking love grell.
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Student General Artist
You and I both ahahaha <3
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AyyFanFictions Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015
Hug 
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lavenderglowangel Featured By Owner Edited Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Yeahhhhhh...pick up lines........seriously?! They aren't really the proper way to a girls heart, and I should know. Instead he should've done some subtle compliments, gezz can't Grell do anything right? Or was he dropped on his head a lot as a baby?
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Student General Artist
It's not wise to take advice from Grell, is it? Ahahaha if I was trying to ask out someone I would definately steer clear of pickup lines!~
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HikaruMokona Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
I facepalmed so hard when William blurted the 'pick-up line'. Now I have a red imprint of both my hands on my face.
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Angelyra Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Student General Artist
I was cringing whilst writing this ahahaha. He really is bad isn't he?~ xD
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
lol you know you've hit rock bottom when you go to Grell for romantic advice...
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MadameFluttershy Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Ain't that the truth.
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Student General Artist
You must be very desperate to ask him for advice in any aspect!~ xD
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
touche lol poor Sebastian and William...
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i could imagine will acting like this and grell acting like this
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Aaah i'm glad you think I got their personalities right!~ ;w; <3
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AkairuKatami Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Damn, Will wants to have meh babies ._.
Will: *sits on table*
*sings* You wanna have mai babies!!! Making baby pancakes!!
Will: O∆O wtf?
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Student General Artist
I-I don't think Will wants to have children just yet owo Grell is spreading mis-information pssh
But perhaps a bit later... ;) 
I'm sure you two will have beautiful children together hehehehe
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avatarlover2 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
plot twist: one looks like grell the other looks like bessy
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014  Student General Artist
That would be.... worrying owo 
I will however squeal because they'll probably end up being total cuties
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avatarlover2 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
YEP
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AkairuKatami Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
:T aaaaaalrighty then
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student General Artist
Hmmm I wonder What feel and sebbys love child would look like....
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SayaTheNerd Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
UGH I loved this! I love william <3
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Aaah I'm glad you liked it~! I love William too ;w; <3
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RoriMarigold Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014
"William T. Spears, Grell Suttcliff and Ronald Knox belong to Yana Toboso
You belong to William T. Spears"

I died so hard. Like literally.
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student General Artist
;w; Aaaaaah no don't die! *revives you*
...wait, if you belong to William you technically also belong to Yana. Ahahaaha enjoy~! ;) 
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RoriMarigold Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Oh GODS belonging to Yana would be so deadly. Who knows what would happen.
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student General Artist
My best guess is you'll end up killed.
Yeah I don't think she would treat you too kindly ahahaha xD
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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yes I flunked my head on my desk because Grell called himself a woman XD
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wingsoffreedom123 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Student Filmographer
I did as well😂
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Aaah I hope your head is okay though~! xD
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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks ;) 
im fine my hands were on the desk and I flunked my head on my hands XD
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Student General Artist
Ahahaha okay~! ^w^ Glad you didn't hurt yourself.
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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks ;)
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RainbowStr8ghtJacket Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wouldn't have to worry about my dress being too high...I lovely three piece gentleman's suit; adjusted perfectly to show off my figure, with a knee long bustle overskirt to add a little more feminism to the uniform and a matching ladies top hat with a spiderweb veil and baby's breath and forget-me-not flowers....sigh...Broken Fighting Dome (Kawaii Please) oh it's beautiful

I absolutely adore my tall and wide Scottish hips...they're perfect for bearing children and accentuate my pear figure!! Racing Girl Emoji (Hnngg) [V2]
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
That sounds good~! It's a great thing to be confident about your appearance :3 I wish I was like that...
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RainbowStr8ghtJacket Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't exactly have a model's figure but I do have lovely curves...every girl should love their looks because there is always a way to "rock them"
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